Some of the Worst Puns I Know, Part 3

I went to a museum somewhere in Chicago 
that had a guardian dragon, of which this is a heavily 
edited picture. It has nothing to do with puns.
When I get writer’s block, which is fairly often, I force myself to stay at my desk and come up with puns and wordplay. It doesn’t usually help, but it does give me a sense of forward momentum.

Here are some of tho…